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I don't want to be on the show as your opponent.
No.
You're hitting me.
Let's play a game.
Not bad.
Why not?
Because you're making it hard for me.
Let's play a game.
No.
Why not?
Because you're making it hard for me.
Exactly.
Me?
For me, I told them to take me by the tail in sports days or something like that-
What kind of switch did you use?
"You said "take me by the tail", right?"
I did!
When you're in high school,
you end up getting into fights, right?
Thinking about it calmly, I thought "that game is weird"
I thought "tail" is something you can keep grabbing
Hmm?
So this time, I will suggest a game I want to play
Tail grabbing
Our leader, Tetsuya-kun, seems to have 5 tails
- 5? - He was 5th
He suddenly grew up
We will grab the tail at the beginning of the game
The one who doesn't talk the most wins
- So it's "tail" only? - Yes
- Only "tail"? - Yes, only "tail"
It's a game that doesn't make you excited
Why do you have to do that?
It's important for us
But since Tetsuya-kun lives a normal life, he can't see us
Oh, I see
- So we have to follow his movements - Oh, I see
That's the difficult part
- Ikuto-kun, bring me the game - Yes
This is for the winner of this game
- It's a panel - It's a huge panel
- How do you do this? - It's huge!
- Can you do it, Mihai-kun? - I don't think that's necessary
- Wow - Should we start?
The prize for the winner of "tail grabbing" is...
- A bowl! - A bowl!
- 200,000 yen? - Huh?
The prize for the winner of "tail grabbing" is 20,000 yen!
Huh? 20,000 yen?
- Hey! - Huh? 20,000?
- 20,000! - It's 20,000 yen!
You know, we're trying really hard to get subscribers
- Even if we win first place - Even if we win first place
- We're trying really hard - Why don't you prepare 1 million yen?
20,000 yen?
I'm sorry, but we don't want you to call us "tail grabbing group"
We don't want you to say that, but...
Maybe you should just run away
How long will it take you to get 20,000 yen?
If you're talking about prize money...
20,000 yen is definitely different!
- The panel is so cool - I know, right?
- The panel is so cool - What is this?
- How much is this?
- The production cost - It's about 80,000 yen
- Hey, hey, hey! - Are you stupid?
Hey, if you're going to make that 80,000 yen into 100,000 yen...
Hey, shut up a little more
Don't make this into 10,000 yen!
So it doesn't cost you anything in the end, right?
I don't know if the prize money is 10 million yen or something like that
- You just have to grab it - Ehhh!
- Stop it!
- Okay, we're going to Tetsuya's house - Okay!
- Do you want it? - I don't need it
- It hasn't changed here - I don't need it
- There are 5 tails - I think it's great
- It's cute - It's like a cube - It's bouncy
- If you give me a stone of fire, I'll sink 9 of you - 9 of you...
- You can afford it, can't you? - Which position of the tail is really important?
- Shall we decide the location and play rock - paper-scissors? - Okay
- Shall we start? - Is everyone ready? - We're ready!
- I really want to leave a mark - I want to leave a mark
- Either way - Wait a minute!
- It's annoying - It's my line!
- I don't need you this time! I only need the tail! - It's really normal
- I know you're shooting a video, so I'll be a little considerate of you, but I won't be considerate of you - What?
- That's the kind of game it is - Of course
- Shall we play normally? - Shall we start? - Yes!
- Oh, I made quite a mistake - I see!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- 11 o'clock, 47 minutes - "Tail-grabbing survival"
- Start! - Ta-dah!
- Here we go - Oh, no
- Woah! - Oh, no, oh, no!
- This is quite... - Ow, ow, ow!
- It's really tight! - Ryo, you're not moving - Oh, no, oh, no!
- This is bad - Oh, no, oh, no!
- It's hard to move - Huh? What?
- What? - I know this, there's food here
- Oh, it's cold! - Take it easy!
- Wait - Chocolate is important
- No, this is fine - Okay!
- Get out, get out - Thank you, thank you
- Just for now - Should we be careful of your feet?
- Let's be careful of the cat - It'll shake even more
- Oh, no! It's really bad in the middle!
- Here we go - Oh, no!
- Okay, okay - Okay, okay
- There was a blanket in the right place - This is helpful
- I brought some chocolate - I brought some chocolate
- Should we look at the 30kg Gundam sticker? - We've looked at it a lot
- Should we look at it from 30kg? Can you put it in first place?
- I'll go with "no man's square" - I see
- I think that strategy is the best - Snack strategy
- Isn't it amazing? There are so many choices in front of us
- There's been a lot of new stuff recently - What's different?
- There's a lot of new stuff in front of us!
[I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but I'll do it.]
Bang! It's a shooter!
- You're too loud, Toshimitsu. - Shut up, seriously!
Hey, Toshimitsu. Let me finish my work and go home.
[I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but I'll do it.]
Tetsuya, you watched episode 3.
You watched episode 3?
Watch out, guys! [Tetsuya is watching episode 3.]
It's like a link cable.
Well, if you watch episode 2, it'll work.
There's a cat.
It's a cigarette.
Watch out, Tetsuya.
You're annoying!
You're annoying?
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Oh, no! It stinks!
It's smelly!
Let's go under the gas station.
No, we can't go under the gas station.
Damn it!
Watch out!
Oh, no. The insects are getting fierce.
If you're not careful, you can't go under the gas station.
I'm coming!
Oh, no! A cat is about to jump!
Oh, no!
It's dangerous!
I'll have to do a live-streaming video of me painting lines.
I'll have to clean up.
You're right.
I have to finish this work.
I'll cut this part so it's easy for me to paint.
Oh, no! My computer is in trouble!
My computer is in trouble!
Hey, what's this? Is this a New Year's mission?
I'll do my best.
It's the most scary.
I'll do it if I can find it in the hallway.
Nice!
I feel better than usual.
Go!
Thank you!
Nice!
Let's go!
I feel better.
It's narrow here.
I like it here.
It's really narrow.
I like it here.
Oh, no!
Let's go!
No!
Turn around!
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
Why do you go like this?
Okay, okay!
This place is more difficult than before.
This is a long time.
I should cut and arrange each runner, but I forgot to put it in.
Oh, no!
I'm scared!
I'll cut and arrange them first.
Is there a zip lock?
Are you going further?
I feel like I'm a half-sleeping doctor when I was a doctor.
Oh, no! I left my cell phone there because I thought I'd go back.
Well, I'll read something in LINE manga.
New manga.
Oh, no! I'm scared!
Well, there's no reason not to do it even if it's actually possible.
Are you relaxed?
Well, that's possible.
Are you here for fun?
Okay, okay, okay.
Where are you going?
Where do you want to go?
Over there.
Don't touch me like that.
If you can't wake me up in one shot,
do something.
I'll do 'pon' and if you can't wake me up in one shot,
eat pizza by yourself.
If it's not beneficial for me,
I don't want to eat pizza.
Are you here for fun?
I don't know anything.
Okay, then.
Huh? It sounded cool.
This one?
It's weird.
It's hot.
You'll get hurt.
What if it's not hot?
It's like... it's hot.
It's hot! It's really hot!
It's not cold at all.
I'm trying to pull it out.
Wow, you can't take off your sleeves.
That's right! You can't take them off.
If you have scissors, you can cut it.
How is it?
I don't know what to do.
If you cut it off,
it's like you can't take it off.
You can't take it off, can you?
Okay...
Wow, you took it off!
You did it.
Huh? What's wrong?
It's like a cloth.
It's like a cat.
It's like a cloth.
It's like a cat.
It hurts.
It's done.
Here we go.
Whoa.
Ugh, my back hurts.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're welcome.
Is it this way again?!
It's cigarettes again!
I've been running in front of you for a while now.
I can handle it once.
Huh?
Are you wearing earplugs?
Of course.
If you're not wearing earplugs, you're in trouble.
If you're serious, you should have earplugs.
What should we do next?
Oh, we're moving.
We're moving!
Oh no!
I can't get my computer off!
Is it that way again?
This is bad.
Oh no!
Oh, it's this guy.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm in trouble!
But I just proved it, didn't I?
Ugh!
You just proved it, didn't you?
No, I...
Ugh!
Shut up!
It hurts.
You're pooping.
Huh?
That was scary!
It was coming out.
That was the sound of it coming out.
It was coming up my mouth.
I don't like this room anymore.
Why?
It's hot!
It's cold!
I can't stand this room anymore.
Is that what you thought?
It's this time of the day again.
It's amazing how long we've been here.
Sigh.
Ugh!
Ugh, I'm begging you.
My phone is over here.
This is bad.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
It's true that this is bad when you're sleeping.
No, this is bad.
This is really bad.
My mentality is about to collapse.
I hate things like this the most.
Seriously, it's pretty cold.
Isn't it really dry in here?
It's hot.
"Ah, I'm tired." "Let's move."
"Again with cigarettes?" "Again?" "Are you living such life?" "Ah, it's cold here."
"Hey, you can't do that." "No, you can't." "It will be found out." "You can't do that." "It's really cold."
"Ah, you blew out the bath." "He blew out the bath." "Isn't it sofa?" "Oh, tennis racket?"
"That's great. I brought my cell phone." "It's big. It's big." "Ah, it's charged across there." "Ah, it's annoying."
- What? - What?
- You're kidding me. - What?
- You're kidding me! - What?
- Oh no, oh no, oh no.
- We were so close.
- Wow, we're in a bad position. - We're going to this shame?
- What is it? I'm not calm today.
- Huh?
- DJ Kou, did you like it? - Huh?
- Mask and T-shirt outfit, spiral rainbow, we don't know where we're looking at, you darts!
- I can't look forward every time.
- Huh? I forgot my tea.
- Huh? - I forgot my tea.
- I forgot my new beer.
- Come on!
- Oh no, I'm wasted.
It's too early for me to focus on work.
- Huh? What's up? - Huh? What's up?
I was reading this and thought of something.
I put it in my notebook, but it's kind of annoying.
Wow, it's been three hours.
- Yeah, it's amazing. - I have things I want to do and work.
- You do, of course. - Of course.
- He's busy. - Yeah.
This is annoying.
- I realized that you don't have a lot of luck. - Yeah.
- You don't have a lot of luck. - I definitely don't.
I don't know if it's because of other people's interference.
- The bath is boiling. - The bath is boiling.
- It's boiling.
- Take it out. - It's dangerous.
- Right?
- It's dangerous. - It's hot.
- Wait. - It's hot.
- We can do it. - It's hot.
- It's hot.
- Oh, no. I'm nervous. - No, we can't do it.
- We have to do it in time or it'll be bad. - Oh, no. But we have to do it in time.
- Okay. - We can do it.
- If we put it all in, we won't catch up later. - It's big.
- We have to do it in the kitchen.
- Oh, no. Give me somen noodles.
- I want somen noodles.
- Oh, no. I want to change it.
- I want to change it. - I just felt like that.
- I'm hungry and tired.
(Laughing)
You have changed.
All of you who couldn't laugh just now are out.
(Laughing)
(Singing)
You are dangerous.
What?
- Huh? - Huh?!
- Huh?!
- Is this... - Let me talk to you...
Huh?
It's a plot twist!!!
- Did you get us?
- You told me to feel ashamed of myself, right?
- But you already did, and you're okay now.
- Yes, we both feel ashamed of ourselves.
- You just got out of hiding.
- Uwaaaah!
- Uwaaaaaah!
- Man... you lost.
- That's nice.
- Seriously? - We have no choice but to go back.
- It's a lot of food. - 4 hours and 15 minutes for one person!
- Thanks for coming! - See you!
- They're leaving so fast! - They're leaving so fast!
[Next episode]
- Can you take me with you for a bit? - It's so spacious in here!
We can easily fit everything in here.
- The best thing is that we can go home early. - Yeah, we can go home early.
We can kill a lot of things and win a lot of things.
But you know, it was my birthday last week.
- Today is my birthday party. - See!
- I want to go home. - Yeah, it's about time.
- It's about time we go home. - I want to go home.
- My back hurts. - Yeah, me too.
- Well, that's about it. - Oh!
- What's going on? - I feel like I'm getting stronger.
My muscles...
[Next episode]
I'm going to believe in self-defense and go to sleep.
What's wrong?
Your tail...
It's not my tail, it's you.
Oh, sorry.
Scratch, scratch.
Really?
Scratch, scratch.
Your nose stinks.
What?
I got it.
He didn't grab it a long time ago.
I see.
It was just there.
It just happened.
Wake up!
He was sleeping.
What are you talking about?
I slept well.
You're out!
You didn't get 20,000 yen.
I'm frustrated.
It's scary.
He didn't do anything.
I'm angry.
I thought I'd go when I was in my best condition.
Go home and rest.
Thank you for your hard work.
It usually starts in 5 hours.
I've been holding out for 5 hours.
It's normal timing.
It's moving!
You!
You have cat fur!
It's the other way around.
It's not the other way around.
It's all different.
It's so free.
It's scary to hear "free".
Chance!
Chance time!
I'll hold back.
- Isn't it bad? - Wait! Wait a minute!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! - Hey! Hey!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - It's no good!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - Hey!
I was just about to take your shoes off, but I miscalculated.
- Well, I spilled some. - I got a little pressure in my pants.
- Should I take them off? - Huh?
- Should I take them off? - This is bad, right?
- Could it be that I'm running? - But I'm barefoot, so I can't really run.
- I really don't know. - What season is it? What season is it?
- What's going to change? - It's really tight, but it's too tight for you.
- Tight? - It's too tight for you.
- It's a little too tight for you. - You're the one who made a mistake.
- I'm motivated when I wear a leather jacket. - A leather jacket...
- I'm wearing a t-shirt and sandals. - Wait a minute.
- I'm wearing sandals. - This is bad.
- I'm wearing shoes.
[The next day...]
- Ah, I'm out of breath. - Wait a minute.
- Are you working out? - I'm trying not to move my legs.
- Something's wrong with my right leg.
- I don't think I'm in a good condition.
- My leg fell off. - What?
- It hurts.
- Imagine this place. - What?
- Imagine this place. - It's like a training range.
- Imagine this place. - My stomach hurts.
- What? I'm getting hot.
- It's really hot.
I'm getting hot.
Wow.
I'm getting hot.
The last 15 minutes are so painful.
I'm getting hot.
I'm tired.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
I finished cutting the beef bowl at the same time.
It looks really good!
- Let's eat, though. - This is crazy!
Let's put away the ponzu for now.
I'm seriously hungry.
Thank you for the food!
I wonder if it'll get mushy.
It's good!
It's good.
The spoon is being scooped up.
The spoon is being eaten with chopsticks.
It's good.
- What? - It's been six hours.
We haven't talked for six hours!
I'm starting to get scared of poop.
I know, right?
You're so lucky!
You always come here after you eat, don't you?
There's a party, right?
- Well, I... - It's still open.
You can party and talk yourself.
I'll go home every day!
If you say that, I'll really go home!
- Can we do it in the morning? - Sure.
I want to hurry up and get 20,000 yen.
So I'll go home and...
Let's just do half of it.
Can you see it?
- Can you see it? - You can see it, right?
This is what happens when you're here for six hours.
It's like we're in the cold.
We're getting stronger.
I'm already tired.
I'm going to sleep for a bit.
You can go home now.
Close your eyes.
Let's do it.
But I want a reason to talk.
Just say it.
It's my birthday.
You're heavy.
It's my birthday.
It's yours, so it's fine.
If it's someone else's, just say it.
Ouch!
What?
Ouch!
That's enough.
You have a bad eye.
My tail did it on its own!
It's a living thing.
I'm scared.
It didn't work?
You have it.
I do.
You were careless.
I was.
I was distracted by you laughing.
Yonan-senpai.
It's 6 hours and 47 minutes.
You're gross.
You're gross!
Just say it.
Thank you.
I'm going home.
It's released!
You're sleepy.
It's released!
Two people are left.
I'm not doing it for money.
It's my pride.
It's my soul.
It's released!
What time does it normally come out?
Doesn't it come out at one o'clock?
This guy...
Oh, shit!
I want to sleep, I want to sleep
It's hard!
This is bad!
Is the bath amazing?
Because we can't take off our upper body
This guy is a type of person who plays with his phone a lot in the bath
There is a theory that it is better not to go in if you can't take it off anyway
Oh, shit!
Close it!
I'll die
Huh?
Wait a minute!
Stop the waterfall!
Mi!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Which hand did Toshimitsu hold?
I opened my right hand
Huh? Why?
Left hand?
When?
I held it with my left hand, but now I'm holding it with my right hand
Oh, shit!
When I said "this way",
After closing the door,
I got excited
Oh, I took off my sleeves!
I took off my sleeves!
After that!
And so...
Tail Grabbing Survival
The winner...
Is me!
But when we were talking...
We weren't talking, we were separated!
I didn't understand!
Why I tried to take off my sleeves!
Toshimitsu has this feeling that he doesn't want to get his clothes wet.
I don't even know what kind of video it is.
I'm just sitting there all day.
Changing my phone.
Tail Grabbing Survival
And so...
Shibayumi-san will receive...
20,000 yen as a prize!
Thank you!
What is it?
It's a lot of money.
Thank you!
You did a great job.
But...
I won't do it again!
Idiot!